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[hellogoodhigh]

ben
benothy
bennifer
you don’t have breakfast with one night stands
we don’t even drink coffee together okay
this isn’t the osso bucco guy okay i’m not sleeping with him for food

[the_horror]

that's sad.
you can't even enjoy pancakes the next morning before blowing off forever?
How are you suppose to enjoy life if you can't blow a guy then have pancakes?

tell them your brother is sick.
vomiting at how much your life sucks right now.

[hellogoodhigh]

love u too asshole

[the_horror]

damn right you do.

cough cough, hack, i'm sick. come save me.

[hellogoodhigh]

thanks I mean
it’s bad enough this is like my tenth time over here
but we are definitely not at eating breakfast together stage
if that
we’re not that kind of relationship

[the_horror]

wait
i thought you said this was a one night stand
not a tenth night stand
eat fucking breakfast
it's not that big a deal

[hellogoodhigh]

onethty night stand
does it matter?

i’m not
i mean i
LOOK
i only started hooking up with him as a coping
I’m not over Dave
I feel like I’m cheat

do u want me to bring u pancakes?

[the_horror]

you are the most ridiculous human being i know.

no, i don't want your after sex pancakes.

i do want pancakes though
going to make some myself.
if you can sneak out with out any major relationship problems, i'll make extra

[hellogoodhigh]

nice of u to think this is a relationship
spoiler alert: it’s not

rather have breakfast with u anyway

[the_horror]

you've been there ten times
it is a form of a relationship.
maybe not romantic, but you are having relations with the guy
thus a relationship


i'll make extra