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[the_horror]

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[hellogoodhigh]

thanks I mean
it’s bad enough this is like my tenth time over here
but we are definitely not at eating breakfast together stage
if that
we’re not that kind of relationship

[the_horror]

wait
i thought you said this was a one night stand
not a tenth night stand
eat fucking breakfast
it's not that big a deal

[hellogoodhigh]

onethty night stand
does it matter?

i’m not
i mean i
LOOK
i only started hooking up with him as a coping
I’m not over Dave
I feel like I’m cheat

do u want me to bring u pancakes?

[the_horror]

you are the most ridiculous human being i know.

no, i don't want your after sex pancakes.

i do want pancakes though
going to make some myself.
if you can sneak out with out any major relationship problems, i'll make extra

[hellogoodhigh]

nice of u to think this is a relationship
spoiler alert: it’s not

rather have breakfast with u anyway

[the_horror]

you've been there ten times
it is a form of a relationship.
maybe not romantic, but you are having relations with the guy
thus a relationship


i'll make extra